Tales of a Drunken JamJar
ah what the hey, I’m game

ah what the hey, I’m game

askponyinabox:

Hello Ponyinabox fans!

Episode three of Doctor Whooves Adventures will premier on May 26th at 6pm EST! Not just for great justice and timey-whimeyness, but for a very special reason.

Dash, our main audio editor, has a friend who is in dire straights. Her name is Bitter Frost, aka Inky….

This deserves your support guys. Signal Boostan’.


Things I find strangely pretty: dust swimming in the afternoon sun. 


“They’re the dust in a sunbeam…”

Things I find strangely pretty: dust swimming in the afternoon sun. 

“They’re the dust in a sunbeam…”

mracostak:

good…

CHRYSALIS TABOO NOISE
ALL ARGUMENTS: INVALID 

mracostak:

good…

CHRYSALIS TABOO NOISE

ALL ARGUMENTS: INVALID 

askthetimemaster:

And I’ll have to stop there, seems my TARDIS has landed at it’s destination.

[[Artist: I am so excited about this post because this establishes SO much in the story. The fate of Gallopfrey, especially. Not just that, but it’s really establishing just how terrible The Master is. He’s not just pussyfarting around on his TARDIS doing little things to ponies. He’s committed mass planetary GENOCIDE and he loved EVERY second of it. So for all those who keep trying to challenge him, you might want to shut the fuck up.

Also, a very big plot point was just hinted at, and I’m doubly excited because of it. I’ve been waiting to reveal this for a long, LONG time…]]

Ladies and Gentlemen…

The Master

askponyinabox:

More random brainstorming by Matt! Art by CrystalSuicune.
Here’s what the trailer could look like:
Text: THE GREATEST CULTURAL ICONS IN EQUESTRIAN HISTORY
First Scene: A dark alleyway. What looks like a grey Granny Smith with a bowling pin cutie mark is being shaken down by two tough-looking pegasus ponies. Suddenly, the camera pans up to reveal a shadowed figure on the rooftop, who leaps up and over the edge of the roof… taking down both pegasi at once! Freeze frame on the shadowed figure, with caption looking like it’s made of polished steel: MARE DO WELL
Second scene: The camera pans over pristine jungle; only the normal jungle noises can be heard. Suddenly, the camera shows a close-up of a goldenrod-colored shoulder pumping frantically, while grey/black hair waves over it. Back to panning. A shot of a cutie mark. back to panning. Arrows and spears flinging through the air. Teeth of a jaguar, leopard, kitten… Then the second pony explodes out of the trees, landing in a perfect four-point stance in front of the camera. Freeze frame, zoom in: the figure has a pith helmet and a blue statue in her mouth. Another polished steel caption: DARING DO
Third Scene: Strange, unearthly beings are climbing up a steep incline. Their huge fingers grip into the hillside and the camera slowly zooms out to show that someone is watching from another hill, and that this figure is drinking tea. The pony raises one hoof… wielding a sonic screwdriver. With a press of a button, the creatures are swept away in an avalanche, but the building starts rumbling. Doc leaps out of his seat, screwdriver now clenched firmly in his jaws. Freeze frame, close up, polished steel caption: THE DOCTOR
Narrator: Together, Equestria’s greatest cultural icons must join forces to defeat an ancient evil…
Villainous voice-over while shadowy figure with glowing red eyes gestures wildly: SOON, ALL OF EARTH WILL BE MINE, MINE, MINEEEEEE!!!
Narrator: And discover the secret connection between the three of them.
(Shots of Daring Do whipping stuff, Mare Do Well doing stuff, Doc doing stuff, shots of ponies looking at pictures, some of which look like the Doc or the other two, string section of the orchestra begins to play)
Narrator: Coming This Summer:MARE-DO-WELLTHE DOCTORand DARING DOinSHARDS OF THE VOID
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We just love brainstorming. =)

FUND IT
…oh wait, uh, FUND US

askponyinabox:

More random brainstorming by Matt! Art by CrystalSuicune.

Here’s what the trailer could look like:

Text: THE GREATEST CULTURAL ICONS IN EQUESTRIAN HISTORY

First Scene: A dark alleyway. What looks like a grey Granny Smith with a bowling pin cutie mark is being shaken down by two tough-looking pegasus ponies. Suddenly, the camera pans up to reveal a shadowed figure on the rooftop, who leaps up and over the edge of the roof… taking down both pegasi at once! Freeze frame on the shadowed figure, with caption looking like it’s made of polished steel: MARE DO WELL

Second scene: The camera pans over pristine jungle; only the normal jungle noises can be heard. Suddenly, the camera shows a close-up of a goldenrod-colored shoulder pumping frantically, while grey/black hair waves over it. Back to panning. A shot of a cutie mark. back to panning. Arrows and spears flinging through the air. Teeth of a jaguar, leopard, kitten… Then the second pony explodes out of the trees, landing in a perfect four-point stance in front of the camera. Freeze frame, zoom in: the figure has a pith helmet and a blue statue in her mouth. Another polished steel caption: DARING DO

Third Scene: Strange, unearthly beings are climbing up a steep incline. Their huge fingers grip into the hillside and the camera slowly zooms out to show that someone is watching from another hill, and that this figure is drinking tea. The pony raises one hoof… wielding a sonic screwdriver. With a press of a button, the creatures are swept away in an avalanche, but the building starts rumbling. Doc leaps out of his seat, screwdriver now clenched firmly in his jaws. Freeze frame, close up, polished steel caption: THE DOCTOR

Narrator: Together, Equestria’s greatest cultural icons must join forces to defeat an ancient evil…

Villainous voice-over while shadowy figure with glowing red eyes gestures wildly: SOON, ALL OF EARTH WILL BE MINE, MINE, MINEEEEEE!!!

Narrator: And discover the secret connection between the three of them.

(Shots of Daring Do whipping stuff, Mare Do Well doing stuff, Doc doing stuff, shots of ponies looking at pictures, some of which look like the Doc or the other two, string section of the orchestra begins to play)

Narrator: Coming This Summer:
MARE-DO-WELL
THE DOCTOR
and DARING DO
in
SHARDS OF THE VOID

We just love brainstorming. =)

FUND IT

…oh wait, uh, FUND US

askviva:

askdiscordwhooves:

[Note: Even if you can’t donate, reblogs would be greatly appreciated, this gal is amazing and I want to make her smile.]

Hello folks, this may seem a bit silly at first but I really want to help my good friend who runs the ask-minuette blog obtain something she’s wanted…

I’d like to jump on this bandwagon to also help my good friend LG. For a 45 dollar donation, you will get a Sketch from Lauren, Jitters, AND myself, Cybertoaster. 3 drawings for just 45 bucks. Let’s help someone whose given so much of her time to this community.

Y’ALL BEST GO DO DIS THANG, FOOLS. THAT’S ONE SWEET ASS OFFER RIGHT THERE. PLUS HER GETTIN’ YOUR MONEY WOULD BE KINDA COOL.

But in all seriousness, you guys should donate. ‘cause hell, Lauren’s best pony.

‘nuff said.

askviva:

It was a hassle getting all dolled up, but Rarity wouldn’t take no for an answer!

Pretty Pretty Pony

askviva:

It was a hassle getting all dolled up, but Rarity wouldn’t take no for an answer!

Pretty Pretty Pony

warmare-customs:

ladies and gentlemen, your custom pony class of April 2012.

So, these are all kinds of FUCKING WANT.
Looking at you, Yukari.

warmare-customs:

ladies and gentlemen, your custom pony class of April 2012.

So, these are all kinds of FUCKING WANT.

Looking at you, Yukari.

Celestia~